Film Review – The Machine Girl
Jan 15, 2009 in asian film, film reviews, japanese film
Title: The Machine Girl
Director: Noboru Iguchi
Year: 2008
Genre: Action
Format Reviewed: DVD
I don’t know how much you can really say about The Machine Girl to convince whether the movie is good or not. It is a total exploitation movie. Blood, guts, more guts, insane Japanese things, etc., etc. There are many lists out there to tell you all the crazy stuff they threw into Machine Girl. I think this is really the first exploitation movie outside of Grindhouse that I’ve seen where I knew going in that it was going to be bad. And I mean bad in the good sense, like how sick is awesome. The Machine Girl is hella sick.
First off, some of the actresses are apparently porn stars. So if you want to watch for the looks, you’re set. There is as much blood and guts as a Miike film, though much less realistic. If you want an “asia extreme” flick, you’re set (just don’t expect anything near as powerful as say, Oldboy). There are some very funny things that you can only do in a Japanese move, like have an arm tempura-fried. So if you want some laughs and an inside joke, you’re set. Lastly, if you like revenge and strong women characters… that’s the main plot element. Check. Everything is 120% superficial, on purpose.
So pretty much everything you could ask for in a moving picture, right? Well.. if you’re into it. I think for an “average” person, Machine Girl is going to be love it or hate it. If you’re like me, and Yakuza, chainsaws, and skirts are your bag, then all you have to do is get past the “B-movie” aspect of Machine Girl. Yes, the plot can be a little illogical at times, but honestly it’s not that bad, and nowhere near the level of stupidity in Hollywood horror movies. The actions scenes are not too unrealistic, though it seems to be a bit under-budget for some special effects.
I wouldn’t say Machine Girl is better than the sum of its part, because I think that’s exactly what the movie is. A bunched up package of awesome scenes meant for those who already like it. If you are in that crowd, Machine Girl is a must-see. There are a lot of things here that I’ve never seen before in a movie, including one of the grossest scenes ever (the mom getting stabbed). Usually gross-out scenes stop at the first or second level. This one goes one more (or 11 in Spinal Tap terms).
Note: The DVD extras are short, but fun to watch.
Rating – 4 /5




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